SIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything is a sin!

These are all sins:

1. Watching TV.
2. Wearing low necklines.
3. Getting mad at your parents.
4. Grieving the death of your gold fish.
5. Spending too much time painting your fingernails and putting on make-up.
6. Loving your pet birds more than the Bible.
7. Eating chocolate.
8. Eating food with very enjoyable flavors.
9. Taking a sip of wine in an Italian restaurant on a very romantic date.
10. Kissing.
11. Enjoying sex.
12. Reading more of the great fiction writers than you do your Book of Mormon.
13. Believing in any theory of evolution.
14. Taking a break from being good.
15. Having so much fun that you laugh loudly.
16. Enjoying music with a beat.
17. Letting people drink beer in your presence without complaining that they are making you sick and violating God's laws.
18. Letting people have their own beliefs.
19. Saying nice things about atheists.
20. Putting up wall paper on Sunday.
21. Going shopping on Sunday.
22. Have sexual thoughts.
23. Masturbating.
24. Letting yourself be depressed.
25. Talking to birds. Get with reality! Start talking to God!
26. Managing to not worry about your salvation.
27. Thinking you are capable of doing anything right.
28. Looking at a painting of a naked woman by Henri Matisse.
29. Enjoying listening to the radio more than you enjoy going to church.
30. Telling religious people to loosen up.
31. Being easy on yourself after making a mistake.
32. Dropping a stitch when knitting.
33. Making a mistake while playing the organ in church.
34. Being lazy.
35. Moving too slowly while working on researching your family history.
36. Meditating.
37. Deciding that the Bible or Book of Mormon does not represent your viewpoint.
38. Teaching principles of Buddhism in church.
39. Skipping church to learn about Buddhism.
40. Telling the ladies who go to church with you that having self-esteem is good.
41. Liking and caring about yourself.
42. Having boundaries so that others will not take advantage of you when you are feeling vulnerable or over-burdened.
43. Being selfish.
44. Liking people who believe things you don't believe.
45. Marrying an agnostic who worships trees.
46. Making it a goal to earn money. (Oh no! Greed!)
47. Providing condoms in many places so that teenagers won't get pregnant.
48. Thinking about sinning.
49. Looking like you are sinning.
50. Putting fake cigarettes in your mouth.


There are so many more sins! But I can't think of anymore right now!